Even Dr. Seuss knew the economy would collapse.

With Sarah Palin clogging up our TV screens and blaming Hollywood and the media for such a faulty country, I would like to continuously thank both Hollywood and the media for its continuous attempts to help America wake up and smell the recession.

Rumors can spread, but with the help of Universal Pictures and Dr. Seuss, Hollywood will create a renovated lesson plan that history does in fact repeat itself. Planned to premier in 2012, the 1971 character Lorax is being recreated in 3D.

According to Variety, “The Lorax” has a timely “green” theme. It is narrated by a greedy entrepreneur who, despite warnings from the tree-loving Lorax, strips a forest of its stock of Truffula trees to manufacture clothing. The results are catastrophic as all the animals leave and nothing’s left."

What could be a better fit than this during our current green age of fraud, failure and f*ck-ups?

If the 3D affects don't knock it in full gear for you, please note: if Sarah Palin runs for President in 2012, the results would be catastrophic and nothing would be left.